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Heart of Gold
£10,000.00
£10,000.00
Out of stock
SKU
HoG_V1
Power by the new Infinite Improbability Drive.
The Infinite Improbability Drive was a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a mere nothingth of a second, without "tedious mucking about in hyperspace."
It was discovered by lucky chance and then developed into a governable form of propulsion by the Galactic Government's research centre on Damogran. As soon as the drive reaches infinite Improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe simultaneously. An incredible range of highly improbable things can happen due to these effects.
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Greetings, sentient beings and froods of the Universe! You've stumbled upon a unique entry in our catalog, and it's no ordinary spacecraft – it's the legendary "Heart of Gold," straight out of the whimsical universe crafted by the master himself, Douglas Adams. But please note, this marvel is not for sale, as it's currently missing, stolen, or potentially lost in the realm of improbability (we're not entirely sure).
Product Name: The "Heart of Gold"
Product Description:
Allow us to introduce you to an interstellar marvel of dubious existence – the "Heart of Gold." This stunning and thoroughly whimsical spaceship is famously featured in the pages of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams. And while we can't promise you ownership, we can certainly take you on a delightful journey through the marvel that is "Heart of Gold."
Features and Highlights:
Infinite Improbability Drive: Turn ordinary, mundane moments into uproarious and improbable adventures. From transforming a cup of tea into a school of flying fish to making you the star of your very own improbable stage play.
Impeccable Service: With a shipboard computer, Eddie (probably) smarter than your average sentient being equiped with GPP, or Genuine People Personality. It's like having your very own Zaphod Beeblebrox in the driver's seat, minus the second head and questionable fashion choices.
Countless Thrills: Explore the cosmos, dining at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, marveling at the Total Perspective Vortex (look at your own risk), and escaping microscopic spacefaring arachnids.
Towel Included: As any seasoned hitchhiker knows, a towel is essential for any galactic escapade. (Disclaimer: We're not responsible for the towel's improbability-based activities.)
Probability Manipulation: Experience the unique quirks and antics of a ship that manipulates the fundamental forces of probability. Just be prepared for the occasional existential crisis.
Helpfull robot: Marvin, the paranoid android, is available to lower the mood and bring some reality back your advantures.
Included Accessories:
1x Froody Guide to the Galaxy (and don't forget your towel!).
1x Genuine (possibly) Babel Fish.
Price:
Your sense of humor, curiosity, and an insatiable appetite for the absurd. While we can't put a price tag on the "Heart of Gold" (it's floating around in the wilds of improbability, after all), we invite you to explore the universe of whimsy and witty absurdity that Douglas Adams so masterfully crafted.
Disclaimer:
The "Heart of Gold" is not available for purchase, and its current whereabouts are as unpredictable as a Hooloovoo in a hyperspace engineering lab. We cannot guarantee that it will arrive by your requested launch date, but your sense of adventure awaits just around the next corner of space-time. Don't Panic, and always carry a towel!
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