Personal Launch system

Do you need to get small things delivered, quickly, this is the ideal solution.

The SHaM personal launch system is an effective way to get smaller items to their intended destination or target. Impress your friends, family and paramilitary pals with personalised gifts and explosives, delivered in the blink of any eye. Complete with GPS tracking and high-speed live video feed. High resolution video allows you to see and record the stunned surprise on your recipient's face as the package is delivered.

Easy to setup and use:

• Have a minion unbox and setup the rocket at your personal launch facility
• Have the minion place the 'Special' gift in cargo storage compartment in the nose
• Instruct your minion to program the co-ordinates
• Have a disposable minion light the rocket
• Sit back and watch the flight from the comfort of your lair
• Enjoy the look on their face as they receive their gift

Complete with radar jamming and laser targeting at no extra cost.

Disclaimer: The manufacturer is not responsible for any damages or injuries caused by the use or misuse of this product. The user assumes all risks and liabilities associated with this product. The user must comply with all applicable laws and regulations regarding the delivery of high explosives or other 'gifts' via a rocket-propelled delivery system. Please read the small print on your invoice regarding items claimed to be present 'at no extra cost'.