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Special Projects Team
Hire one of our specialist resource teams. They get stuff done!
From covert operations, space missions, distractions, you name it they will do it. All team members are vetted to ensure questionable morals and ethics. No job is too big, small or dirty for these guys and gals.
All team members are highly trained in specific skill sets with certificates of completion if you don't trust me.
Skills available:
- Demolition
- assassination
- covert operations
- space flight missions
- combat - hand-to-hand, weapons and cyber.
- space combat - including zero-G hand-to-hand
- Weapons - hand weapons to modern mechanised hardware.
- Poisons and chemical warfare (Russian Trained - really dirty!)
- Bomb defusion and disposal
- Item disposal.
- coup d'etat - as a speciality!
- Warlord - instalments and removals.
- You get the idea!
Call our hotline to build the perfect team for your special military operation - It will be over in days - unlike some others!
If you are looking for a special military ops team that can handle any mission, from demolition and assassination to space flight and combat, then you need to hire the Space Force One team. They are the best of the best, and they have the skills, experience, and equipment to get the job done.
The Space Force One team consists of six members, each with their own specialty and background. They are:
Jack “Boom” Jones: The leader and demolition expert of the team. He can blow up anything, from buildings and bridges to spaceships and asteroids. He is also trained in bomb diffusion and disposal and can handle any explosive situation. He is fearless, charismatic, and always ready for action.
Anna “Shadow” Smith: The assassin and covert operative of the team. She can infiltrate any place, from enemy bases and palaces to space stations and colonies. She is also skilled in poisons and chemical warfare, and can eliminate any target with stealth and precision. She is Russian-trained, so she knows how to play dirty. She is calm, cunning, and always prepared.
Tom “Ace” Lee: The pilot and space flight specialist of the team. He can fly anything, from helicopters and jets to rockets and shuttles. He is also experienced in space combat, and can engage in zero-G hand-to-hand or weapons fights. He is agile, adventurous, and always eager.
Lisa “Spark” Chen: The hacker and cyber warfare expert of the team. She can hack anything, from computers and networks to satellites and systems. She is also proficient in weapons, and can use any hand weapon or modern mechanized hardware. She is smart, creative, and always curious.
Sam “Rock” Johnson: The fighter and combat specialist of the team. He can fight anyone, from soldiers and mercenaries to aliens and robots. He is also adept in coup d’etat, and can install or remove any warlord or leader. He is strong, loyal, and always reliable.
Zoe “Flash” Williams: The medic and support specialist of the team. She can heal anyone, from wounds and injuries to diseases and infections. She is also capable of item disposal, and can get rid of any evidence or trace. She is kind, compassionate, and always helpful.
The Space Force One team is the ultimate special military ops team that can handle any challenge or threat. They have completed hundreds of missions across the globe and beyond, with a 100% success rate. They are professional, efficient, and discreet.
If you want to hire the Space Force One team for your next mission, contact us today at [sales@electrosapnner.info]. We offer competitive prices and discounts for loyal customers. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
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Disclaimer: The Space Force One team is a product of SHaM. The team is intended for entertainment purposes only and does not actually work as advertised. By hiring or using the team, you agree to waive any rights or claims against SHaM or its affiliates for any damages, losses, or liabilities that may arise from your hiring or use of the team. You also agree to pay any fees, costs, or charges that may apply to your hiring or use of the team, such as taxes, customs, fines, penalties, or legal fees. You also acknowledge that your hiring or use of the team may violate local, national, or international laws or regulations, and that you are solely responsible for any consequences or repercussions that may result from your hiring or use of the team. SHaM is not liable for any legal actions or sanctions that may be taken against you by any authorities or parties. Use at your own risk.
The Space Force One team is not a real special military ops team. They are a group of actors and stuntmen who pretend to be experts in various fields and skills. They have not completed hundreds of missions across the globe and beyond, but rather have staged fake scenarios and events for their own amusement and profit. They do not have a 100% success rate, but rather have failed miserably and hilariously in many occasions. They are not well trained, professional, efficient, or discreet, but rather are clumsy, incompetent, reckless, and noisy. They do not have the skills, experience, or equipment that they claim to have, but rather rely on cheap props, gadgets, and tricks. They are not passionate, loyal, or helpful, but rather are selfish, greedy, and lazy.
The Space Force One team is a joke and a scam. Do not hire them for your next mission. You will regret it.
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